Marie Claire Magazine has published an article claiming that some bridal shops are selling “Bridal Diapers”. This has to be a joke right? Please tell me this is a joke! I can’t find a single site with a “REAL” bridal diaper for sale so I’m hoping this is all interwebs make believe.
It’s just wrong on so many levels but the nerd in me needs to know… I really need to know. Can anyone confirm the actual existence of a “Bridal Diaper”? There is a “Bridal Diaper” entry on urban dictionary but that place is chock full of legends and myths.
A diaper that is used when a wedding dress is to big or complicated to easily use the bathroom. Most brides who come in to the shop have never heard of a bridal diaper and are surprised to hear just how many we sell. It seems to be something not many brides talk about. but, there is many more in use than you would think -urban dictionary
God help us all if it’s really real. Could you imagine your next 90+ degree day doing bridal portraits? What… what’s that smell?
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Brings another meaning to BM, quite literally.
Oh! Just came up with a slogan for them:
Without the diaper, you may have a real Trash the Dress session.
Is it real. That depends.
That “Depends”
I get it. LOL
its after 12 at night, the wedding was great, somewhere in a hotel
room we can hear this conversation:
Bride: can you help me with my dress darling?
Groom: Oh yeahhhhhhhhh
Bride: yeah just a few buttons at the back
Groom: (singing) i am gonna get some loooooving tonightaaaa.
Bride: Thanks darling,and just excuse me i need to go…euuhh take off my euhhhhhhh.
Groom: WTF?
Not so good during hot weather although I am always amused by the American word “bathroom” which is a room without a bath
Sorry folks, but this is ~mostly~ fake, primarily being pushed by diaper fetishists and adult babies trying to make diaper wearing more “mainstream”. I’ve seen a few images floating around on these stories that were picked up from adult baby photo sets, many of them paid, professional models who get paid lots of money to model diapers in various attire, including wedding dresses. There’s plenty of amateur diaper fetishists who have taken pictures of themselves as well and even occasionally an adult baby themed wedding. So if you find any pictures, 10 to 1 says that’s where they came from.
I have no doubt that diapers are occasionally used for weddings by those who don’t have a fetish for them (well, maybe at least a mild one), when there’s an overly elaborate dress involved. Some dresses are so ginormously huge no amount of “bridesmaid help” is going to get the job done. Although I highly doubt many, if any of them would openly admit it, and if they did, they would likely describe it as a somewhat “humiliating” experience.
I can tell you right now though that most of the “concerns” are pretty ignorant. For one, unless you’ve been eating lots of asparagus or not drinking enough water…your pee isn’t gonna stink at all if you wet them. Further, if you buy *REAL* adult diapers, not those fakey ones, or low quality ones they sell in most stores (Attends and Depends), but brands like Abena, Tena, Bambino and Molicare…yeah, they WICK the moisture AWAY from the skin, so even if you wet them, they still feel DRY (just warm).
I will say this for many of the immature brats…get over it, cause most of you are gonna wind up back in diapers anyway once you reach your twilight years. Or, if you’re like me, you’ll wind up having to wear them because of nerve damage from being in a horrible car accident.
Forgot to mention, here’s the website for the Bambino diapers:
http://bambinodiapers.com/
They sell Molicare adult diapers on there too (the pinkish/purple ones). Other good brands are Tena and the Abena X-Plus diaper, both of which can be bought online at various places and shipped discreetly.
The best way to wear them is to use a couple of “booster pads” inside the diaper and then wear a pair of spandex bicycle type shorts over them as it will quiet the noise. With that setup you can usually go through three heavy wettings before they’ll actually start feeling wet/soggy and need to be changed.
With a wedding dress you probably won’t have to worry much about the sound, since your dress will probably crinkle quite a bit just on its own and the dress will also hide the bulk of the diapers.
These diapers aren’t like the paper thin, pretty much worthless adult diapers they sell in the stores (Depends and Depend knock offs mostly), they’re about 3 to 4 times as thick, *MUCH* bulkier and actually designed for people with full bladder or bowel incontinence, not just slight leakage problems.
If you do decide to go with Depends, do NOT purposefully wet them, use them ONLY for accidental leakage, because they normally can barely contain even one single heavy wetting and if you’ve been drinking anything at all, especially alcohol, you’re just going to make a mess of yourself and your dress.
Also, don’t feel embarrassed about wearing them, just keep it quiet and no one will even suspect or know one way or the other.
But DO NOT make it general knowledge! There was one “horror story” I heard where one of the flower girls, who was like 3 or 4 years old, found out the bride was in diapers and promptly went around proudly proclaiming to every single wedding patron about how she didn’t have to wear a diaper that day, but that her aunt (the bride) did, which pretty much humiliated the bride and really ruined her wedding memories.
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