Ok blogging has jumped the shark! Get ready for the newest in blogging aka Lifeblogging aka capturing every waking moment of your life. The viconreview is a VGA camera on a lanyard and it appears to work like this:
- You turn it on.
- You put it on around your neck.
- People randomly stop you to say, “What the heck is that thing on your neck?”
- It takes pictures every 30 seconds of the other peoples breasts as you talk to them during the day!
- It flips over 50% of the time so you can take pictures of your own chest too…
- Then you upload these to the interweb so people can care less about seeing your life from the height of your nipples!
Intended at the moment to help Alzheimers patients cope with memory loss there is a retail version in the works. Uncle Bobs everywhere can rejoice as they will no longer need to take 4000 photos of their Niece’s wedding from an awkward angle in the pew or the “I had to invite you” table in the back corner of the reception.
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